Aunty Gerty's fountain of youth ceramic Vase

Looking for eternal youth in a flower vase? Look no further. Introducing Aunty Gerty’s Fountain of Youth – a cheeky, one-of-a-kind ceramic creation handcrafted with love (and maybe a few secret age-defying spells). This playful piece features a whimsical illustrated design on the front with the bold proclamation: “Aunty Gerty’s Fountain of Youth” – because every home needs a little magic and mischief.

Aunty Gerty swore the Fountain of Youth was tucked behind the bingo hall—just past the bins, under a suspiciously radiant tarp.

No one believed her, until she belly-flopped into a kiddie pool of sparkling blue fizz and popped up with glowing skin, perky eyebrows, and the sudden urge to launch a brand.

By Friday, she was bottling the stuff in recycled prosecco bottles, rebranding herself as Gertrude Élan: Age Reversal Mogul.

“Buy two, get eternal youth free,” she purred at the Tuesday bingo crowd, now loyal customers.

The line stretched past the parking lot. Clive ran logistics.

Gerty ran the world.

Perfect for fresh blooms, wild stems, or just sitting pretty on a shelf, this vase adds a splash of charm, humor, and handmade goodness to any space. It's quirky, it's sassy, and it’s probably younger than it looks (just like Aunty Gerty).

Warning: Side effects may include compliments, giggles, and a sudden desire to dance like it’s 1999.

Measuring approximately 

8 cm wide
18 cm high
5 cm deep

All my ceramics are made by myself (Jo- hello 👋) in my studio in my garden in Bristol, UK. My studio is powered by 100% renewable energy and all orders arrive packaged in either recycled or biodegradable packaging.